Note: My wife is a nursing student, and is currently assigned to clinical rotation at the psychiatric ward of a local hospital.
Me: Do you want to come to Adepticon with me, honey? You're welcome to come along.
Her: I can't. I have to hang out with crazy people.
Me: (pause) There's going to be two thousand grown men there, who will spend four days playing with tiny plastic spacemen.
Her: Oh yeah, I guess that would qualify!